{"id":19,"date":"2007-08-16T18:50:12","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T16:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/?p=19"},"modified":"2007-10-15T14:07:34","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T12:07:34","slug":"14-felices-sa-por-chatterbox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/14-felices-sa-por-chatterbox\/","title":{"rendered":"14- Felices S.A. Por Chatterbox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Felicidad!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Felicidad al peso! \u00a1Compre usted<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>una vida distinta, placentera,<\/p>\n<p>relaciones sociales, autoestima<\/p>\n<p>por kilos!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Le ofrecemos sonrisa tipo Hollywood.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1P\u00f3ngase tetas, oiga!<\/p>\n<p>(Talla cien, ya que estamos. Sin miserias).<\/p>\n<p>Silicona en los labios, las mejillas<\/p>\n<p>retocadas con b\u00f3tox\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(un pel\u00edn en los p\u00f3mulos dar\u00e1<\/p>\n<p>intelectualidad a su mirada.<\/p>\n<p>Y sin leer un libro).<\/p>\n<p>Un ment\u00f3n prominente<\/p>\n<p>gracias a los retoques oportunos<\/p>\n<p>har\u00e1 de usted una persona firme y decidida.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Le subimos los p\u00e1rpados, el culo<\/p>\n<p>(por ende la libido),<\/p>\n<p>y lo que necesite<\/p>\n<p>por un m\u00f3dico precio<\/p>\n<p>que podr\u00e1 ir abonando en plazos c\u00f3modos.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Venga a vernos.<\/p>\n<p>Retiramos lo viejo:<\/p>\n<p>esas patas de gallo, esas arrugas,<\/p>\n<p>michelines, barriga, celulitis,<\/p>\n<p>lunares, manchas, quistes, cualquier se\u00f1a<\/p>\n<p>de identidad que tenga.<\/p>\n<p>Vendemos bienestar y perfecci\u00f3n<\/p>\n<p>y eliminamos todo<\/p>\n<p>lo que suponga, irremisiblemente,\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>una carga inservible para usted:<\/p>\n<p>sus kilos, sus miserias,<\/p>\n<p>sus pensamientos vanos,\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>su cerebro.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Felicidad! \u00a1Felicidad al peso! \u00a1Compre usted<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/14-felices-sa-por-chatterbox\/\"><span>Leer m\u00e1s<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poemas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/Apoesia3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}